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flighttune:

Good evening. Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor…

This man is an absolute genious, he is the true Punmaster

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Posted on September 2, 2014 at 1:10 AM
23312 notes  #colin #colin i love you

everyoneisdeadnow:

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

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Posted on August 30, 2014 at 8:32 PM
467781 notes  #amen
Posted on August 29, 2014 at 5:14 AM
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gemmacorrell:

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gemmacorrell:

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Posted on August 28, 2014 at 7:42 PM
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safare:

idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank

see you later. (secretly pissed)
vs
see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust)

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Posted on August 27, 2014 at 11:47 PM
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jajvert:

do u have a ship u like but u only like it when its shipped a certain way

except a lot of people dont ship it that way

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Posted on August 27, 2014 at 10:31 PM
13976 notes  #makoharu #gdi i just want bottom makoto guys

makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

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Posted on August 27, 2014 at 4:22 AM
186783 notes  #omagod #pugs

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jcatgrl:

copperbadge:

persinetteinthetower:

moriartythetease:

So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?

I need a book about a little girl…

Posted on August 26, 2014 at 7:43 PM
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thefrogman:

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thefrogman:

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Posted on August 26, 2014 at 6:08 PM
15905 notes  #andrea #omg so cute #animals

sohapppily:

somewhere in pawnee, indiana tumblr user ben talltyrionlannister is really popular in the game of thrones fandom probably

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Posted on August 26, 2014 at 5:29 PM
17282 notes  #parks and rec